Reblogged from
kodiak-jack,
Posted by
jocelynbeexo.
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ETERNAL DAMNATION
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website
(Source: basedmadoka)
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke